Top Ten Wonderful Things You'll Miss This Weekend if You Don’t Drink

Top Ten Wonderful Things You'll Miss This Weekend if You Don’t Drink

10. Alternating licking salt from some portion of your anatomy (or your date’s) with shots of tequila.

9. Selling large short uncovered contracts on cattle futures.

8. Performing a karaoke to Eminem’s “Lose Yourself”, a song that you have never heard.

7. Sharing way, WAY too much on Facebook.

6. Coming up with an idea for the first, actually workable cold fusion process… which idea you will, of course, have forgotten tomorrow.

5. “Falling asleep” on public transportation, waking up at the end of the line in a VERY sketchy neighborhood.

4. Buying an inflatable unicorn horn for your cat on the Internet

Unicorn - inspiration to stop drinking

3. Starting your very own, personal collection of soaking wet cigarette butts, because you saw “such an interesting one” on the street… up close. Really close.

2. Fixing your makeup/hair/clothes in a manner that makes them look two orders of magnitude worse.

1. Smoking. Except you don’t smoke.


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This “Top Ten Reasons Post” was shared to the Boozemusings Community by @Ira from HSM. Thank you Ira for helping me smile through my first sober year. A little bit of humor is always a great idea !



One response to “Top Ten Wonderful Things You'll Miss This Weekend if You Don’t Drink”

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