Category: Ted’s Top Ten

Top Ten Wonderful Things You'll Miss This Weekend if You Don’t Drink

We propose a list of ten fantastic things you can do this weekend if you don’t drink. 10. Alternating licking salt from some portion of your anatomy (or your date’s) with shots of tequila. 9. Selling large short uncovered contracts on cattle futures. 8. Performing a karaoke to Eminem’s “Loose Yourself”, a song that you

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