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First Alcohol-Free Family Vacation: A Happy Ending !

Alcohol-Free Family Vacation ?!?!?!! They argued over an armrest On the planeWhat a pain! lol Over who had the most spaceThey didn’t wanna lose face But I had a clear head So I didn’t see red Over hot chocolate, or orange juice spiltOne was upset when the other showed no guilt or remorse  ‘Cos they’re just kids of course! 

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Mummy Juice

Pink whistle

So I’m going to be a strong fun sexy mum, if I drink every night?  Hmmmmmm. Even though at the time I was in denial about my own problem drinking, I knew that Why THIS Mummy drank was not because I stepped on a piece of Lego. (That does hurt a lot don’t get me

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