Top Ten Answers for Folks who want to know why You’re not Drinking
10. Because I don’t want to wake up inside a Batman costume made of duct tape.
9. I don’t want to annoy you with my encyclopedic knowledge of political and religious issues.
8. So I can remember where I parked my car.
7. My chauffeur is getting the squad car serviced tonight.
6. Because I really, really like being badgered about why I’m not drinking.
5. I don’t drink on days that end in “Y”.
4 I donated my liver to my sister after her car accident, so now I can’t drink.
3. Because Vodka isn’t the soup du jour.
2. Because I’m not broke and I don’t want to be.
1. Because I want to remember all the fun I’m having.
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Top Ten Totally Convincing Reasons Little Voice gave me to Drink
10. Because how can you watch a political candidate debate sober?
9. To cure your hangover.
8. Because how can you meet the person you want to spend the rest of your life with sober?
7. Because booze (a depressant) will make you [happy|funny|sexy|fun to be with|…]
6. Because a glass of red wine is good for you, so two bottles will be even better.
5. Because the Haggadah tells you to fill your cups four times.
4. Hey! Obama’s beer summit worked, right?
3. Because that sext isn’t going to send itself.
2. Because Hitler didn’t drink. You don’t want to be like him, do you?
1. Because beer is cheaper than gas.
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